The Missing Meter

I'm sitting here listening to Adam schiff's opening statement in the impeachment trial. The only thing missing is a bullshit  meter above his head. It's the old joke, how do you know when somebody's lying, his lips are moving. That's what we have here. This guy, like most Democrats, is an eloquent speaker. We saw Bill Clinton and Barack Obama,  both eloquent speakers, both full of shit. Clinton was actually guilty of crimes and was impeached. Obama made problems go away by handing them hundreds of billions of dollars in cash. I'm proud of our president. He has a very important piece of male genitalia that was missing with those other two presidents.