My solution for you

I have come up with a solution
to help the offended out. While you are tearing down and/or removing the
statues that offend you because someone else told you they do, do this for
me... Check your money
$1
bill has Washington - slave owner
$2
bill has Jefferson - slave owner
$5
bill has Lincoln
- did not necessarily agree with slavery, but didn't agree that blacks were
equal
$10
bill has Hamilton - slave owner
$20
bill has Jackson - slave owner
$50
bill has Grant - slave owner
$100
bill has Franklin
- affiliation with slave trade.
And then there's the coins with Lincoln, Roosevelt, Washington, Jefferson and Monticello.
I'm
here to help, I really am. What I need y'all to do is send me all your currency
so I can dispose of it for you. No need to carry these evil people in your
pocket that cause your life so much trauma and tears. Don't be a hypocrite,
send me the money. It's evil! Contact me for details on where to send it